Occupation: Assistant Assassin
Visual trademarks: Latino, always sporting scruffy facial hair
Jose seems chill enough. He does things by the book, doesn’t say more than he has to, and spends a large amount of time babysitting Kevin’s neuroses. He’s the guy who insists you eat the cherry in your drink so it doesn’t go to waste. He’ll take a fall for you, over and over, and not ask for any favors, because that’s just the kind of person he is.
Jose wanted to be a musician, but he’s found himself running errands for NICE instead. He may not understand half of what Kevin does, but he knows he’s invested in whatever this assassin business is — at least moreso than himself. And when the shit hits the fan, he’ll be the one making sure the cards fall in the right place.